nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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