okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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