i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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