what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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