You work out of a Hotel?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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