Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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