Whod you bang
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he wants to bone in the snuggie
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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