In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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