So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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