I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
can u get pink eye on your cock?
my shit smells like andre
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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