fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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