is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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