Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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