We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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