I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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