If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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