So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
