Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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