Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
