i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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