I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
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