it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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