So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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