no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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