She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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