You were right. It hurts to walk today.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
