Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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