normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Randomize
