her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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