I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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