Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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