I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
No subtext here. People are naked.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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