Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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