I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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