We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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