So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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