Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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