dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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