I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
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