its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Randomize
