no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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