It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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