I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he laminated a picture of his dick.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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