she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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