their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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