Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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