Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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