my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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