Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Randomize
