yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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