This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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