He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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