a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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