I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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